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27 September 2006
Mittwoch, September 27, 2006
It´s the same each year, summer has hardly come and suddenly I´m finding myself in this wild combination of jeans and wool socks (well, they are pink and have a cute Snoopy print what makes it not that bad...) and warm jumper... God, this always makes me feel sooo bad!!
Luckily the leafs are not falling yet, just a bit of rain and a breeze that smells like autumn... (and yes, I AM being pathetic!!!). And it always makes me feel like, I don´t know, some strange kind of sad and depressive... So sorry if I distribute some bad vibes, but I can not handle it in an other way...
But let me see, we still had a good time this year, hadn´t we?? I mean, this looks like we had A.) sunshine and good moods...
and B.) sunshine and temporarily NO sea, this is actually the reason for the Jo seeming to suffer from one of her bad temper attacks (which, still, are very rare!!) ... but what can I say, I mean I am talking about the North Sea, not Southern California...
Well, I´ll leave you (to who do I actually talk to?? I mean, noboy reads this! - erhm, maybe I should just mention that The Juli surely is not nobody 
)
Hugs and kisses...
The depressive Jo
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09 September 2006
Samstag, September 09, 2006
The first night without the Jo didn`t start that bad. I mean I was sitting with my Mocca-Ice-Cream and a glass of good spanish rosé (is drinking alone really the fist step towards alcoholism??)in front of my Computer and watched Fight Club (watched it the 3 time but still: strange film!)
And than the door bell rang, disrupting the great scene in which Edward Norton nearly kills the pretty blonde clubmember (quotation: "I felt like destroying something beautiful" njuuuu)..
Of cause I didn`t open the door..and yes: of cause I paniced [Yeah well let me explain first the technical situation of our house: our bell was broken till last week (which was not that bad: No german Gebühreneinzugszentale asking if you are sure that you don`t have a radio for wich you have to pay, no noctural disturbance..)Than the engeneer fixed it and discovered with his immense expertise that our good looking intercom is nonsense `cause there is no micro or speaker on the other side (well the german perfectionism changed in the last years)]..the door was already open (why??? Why is nobody in this house closing the fu*** entrance door!!!)..aaand 1 minutes later sombody tried to smash our door..2 minutes later I opened in my sexy Kermit the frog XXL T-Shirt, heavily armed with my cellphone to call the police and a innocent smile (Jo we really nead that pepper spray!!)....
..and there he was! Standing right in front of me: an indish pizza delivery guy (so not bollywood compatible) with a bottle of Lambrusco asking kindly with this stong accent if I ordered the thuna-onion pizza.. ääääh nope! Wrong house entrance.. absolutely harmless.. 
Problem solved, everything is allright!
He left and I made myself the last deep frozen pizza and I took the last beer ;o)..
..nice evening!!
Bisous à tout le monde
And just in case you want to visit us after sundown.. please! Call before you ring the bell :o)
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05 September 2006
Dienstag, September 05, 2006
Hi guys, how you doin´?? (Sorry about that, but we had an overdose of Friends yesterday and we simply cannot get enough of Joey "No, these are my Thanksgiving pants!!" Tribbiani and Chandler "Did she look 16?!" Bing...)
So the two frenchies actually arrived lucky in this wonderful town of Heilbronn and we had such a good time together (I mean, things still can change but I guess that we´ll love each other for ever and all eternity 
...)
We had a fun day yesterday (I mean, we always have fun days so that´s nothing really exceptional...) with spendid icecream in this great italien icecream parlour near the station (bit disappointed when we realized that the waiters were nothing like italian waiters use to be 
)... Spent some time in the city before we had a walk to to the best Biergarten in town, the Food Court, where we had a Maß (or two...???)
... Weather was just great, we went later in another bar (the one with this great terrace on the roof!!) and kept sitting outside till midnight or so... *nice* 
Here is the Juli, nice and pretty as usually, during our film - quotation - competition (which btw was of course won by the coolest shared flat on earth... I don´t want to seem arrogant but that was quite clear after I knew that "You are the perfect guy" was taken from "Les poupées russes"... Well, I´ll try to stay as modest as possible...)
Oh, do you know this one??
Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram: Jews want their rabbis to be the kind of Jews they don't have the time to be.
Father Brian Kilkenney Finn: Yeah, and Catholics want their priests to be the kind of Catholics they don't have the discipline to be.
Today Elo and Doudou left for a shopping trip to Stuttgart and I wanted actually to go to the proper authority to chance my adress in Heilbronn (ahm, ok, I´ll be honest - never changed it from Delmenhorst to Heilbronn so I have to do it anyway...) but I found out that those dump pricks highly qualified employees are only working in the morning. Yeah, baby!!!
I was like WTF...???!!
Is it just me or - I mean, you can not even call this a shift!! *signs* I really did chose the wrong profession... who needs hotel managers?? Ok ok, I don´t see myself seriously working in this mess of german departments (and I really don´t know who started the rumor providing that Germans are keep good discipline and are strict, but honestly this person was surely not in Germany!!!)
*putain, merde!!*
So just a few photos for today from our new appart (esp. the kitchen)...
This is most obviously me...
And that is the Juli, prooving that a housewife still can be cool... Just grab out your Chanel sunglasses for washing the dishes - hell, it works!!! 
And that is a part of the kitchen (when it was cleaned up, in this very moment it looks a bit different...)
And once again sorry for the smilies, I know the Juli is going to kill me (or at least hurt me very bad...) but they are highly addictive! Aren´t they cute!! I eventually acepted that I will never grow up and stay as childish as I am now...
So Cu, have a good time, hugs + kisses...
XXXD Jo
(and yes of course, the quotation before was taken from Keepin the faith with Ben Stiller and Edward Norton!!)