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31 August 2006
Donnerstag, August 31, 2006
So would anybody be so kind and explain me how this air company works?!!
I mean - I am expecting (not what you think!!) two lovely french girls, arriving directly from Paris, France but they will just not arrive!
God, this sucks...
And just in case that you don´t know which low cost carrier I am talking about: It´s the famous "Size does matter" (harhar) 
company german wings and please, do me one favor - DO NOT BOOK THERE!!!
They did never realize that it is actually not the size that matters (how true, how true...) but also the timing, if you know what I mean. 
Wow, good one!!!
And it´s not only that they just won´t arrive - when they arrive too late hey won´t catch the last train, they will be force to sleep between whores and junkies at the main station - Goodness gracious me! The poor ones...
Well, I´ll have to stop flipping, if not...
CU
XXXD Jo
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30 August 2006
Mittwoch, August 30, 2006
I simply want to provide on this planet what would happen if Zizou would meet the coolest shared flat in Heilbronn the whole, wide world... Although it must be quite obvious to you all...
Hahaha!! Well, just kidding. we all know that our beloved Zizou is not only a caring father, but also an amazingly loyal husband (that is actually why we love him!!)
But enough of him, finally!! World Cup is over and NOBODY is watching Bundesliga - eve if we would like to, we couldn´t as our TVs don´t work...and that´s no stupid joke to keep away the Fernsehgebühreneinzugszentrale!!! (here btw you find a stunnig example for german grammar and the possibilities for creating run-on words!!!)
The Juli and Jo Show finally, eventually, ultimatly moved together at least!!
(This photo was taken in Berlin some weeks ago...)
Well - that is cool!!! Now we can have all this every fucking beautiful day that god shall let happen: Bollywood ad nauseam (for the uneducated kinds outside: This means AS FAR AS IT WILL GO!!!), South African wine, hystercical laughter (causeless!!), movie quotiations all day long.... Oh oh oh, I have a new one! Prince John: "And why would the people listen to you?"
Robin of Locksley: "Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent." - Naaaaaaaa?? Yeah, Robin Hood - Men in Tights. Truly a great Movie!!!
We´ll have a huge party 
at the beginning of the new semester, we´ll of course inform all of you (...just those of course we want to have, so don´t be too shocked if you won´t hear anything further...)
That´s all for tonight, guys..... hugs + kisses, plein de bisous...
XXXD
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18 August 2006
Freitag, August 18, 2006
Finally!!! After one month of complete isolation and some lovely conversations with highly skilled employees or funny telephone computers, the coolest shared flat in Heilbronn is officially pimped by a big german telephone company (for which I´m not willing to provide any good publicity!). Our imense hall is now not just decorated with packing cases and Ikea boxes but with a little blinking box which allows us to use the internet and (which is even more exiting) the telephone 24 hours a day..
I just called the Jo to check if the telephone still works (yes it does but the Jo was busy eating some sort of intricate cooked tomato.?.)..and concerning the internet: at the moment I´m laying on the floor (between the ikea boxes and the packing cases:o) cause the cable is kind of too short but hey, it works and I´m listening to our good old french net radio (haaaaaa I missed that!!) as loud as possible to compete with our nice neighbour who is tring to violate his electrical guitar (Why??? Why does everybody wants to start with playing Nothing else matters???)
Oooh I have to go! Our in-house supermarked is closing soon and I still need something healthy to impress my parents tomorrow and perhaps a bottle of their superb south african red wine??
Grand bisous a tout le monde!!!
Tschuhuss
P.S.: Jo?? I developped the photos from Berlin!! Et-mais non-c´est pas possible ca.. Did we do anything else than drinking and eating???
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10 August 2006
Donnerstag, August 10, 2006
So after we had enough time to recover from the shocking incident during the world cup final and writing our exams, and moving (...does any of you have the smallest idea what it means to carry a wardrobe in the second floor, with like 35° outside and what about 50° in the building?? And it´s not Fahrenheit, it´s f***ing Celsius!!) and, of course H A R D C O R E
P A R T Y I N G because (and now everybody!!)
We did it we did it oh yeah yeah yeah....
So I found a quite funny thing in the web... It´s by a french group "La Plage" (god -guys, do I really have to tranlate - oh, ok. It means beach :o) and they wrote, apparently to recover from the World Cup Final, a nice litte song about Zidane and his Materazzi attack... It´s actually not very ambitious - mostly some crap (I mean this a friendly way!!) like "Zidane il a frappé" ans also "Zidane il a tapé"... Well, just have a look and try to cover the dance moves, this will get some sweat in your faces, oh I wanna see ya mooooooooove (hm, as you press me to explain ok: I admit, I did see "Hogan knows best" at MTY. I´m sorry. What else can I say?? I AM ON HOLIDAY!!! Still crap, though.They really hit it with The Osbournes, but everything that came later?? God! "Newlyweds"??? But still, I am grateful everyday for the famous You like my stinky ass said by Jessica Simpson. MUAHAHAHAHA!!)
But I will stink - ah, sorry, I mean of course stick to the theme (.... ok ok I will stop it :o)))), so watch the video, it´s worth it!!
Many hugs and kisses, and especially for my Juli qui me manque énormement déjà and for the Saumur-Connection - non mais - tu va venir vraiment?? CHOUUUETTE!! aaaand last bust certainly not least my Schnutzi in Lübeck ....
Alors mes chéris: Plein de bisous, je vous embrasse bien fort... Ciao ...
XXXXXXO
Jo